We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
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Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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