This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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