She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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