Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
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I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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