too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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