i think my mom watched the whole time
i was born a porn star she said
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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