and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He did a backflip because drugs
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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