Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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