Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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