I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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