it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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