This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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