Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
sex in a hospital.. check
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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