Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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