I just made out with a guy for $7.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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