I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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