Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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