windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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