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(702): View more from Nevada

And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse

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(407): View more from Florida

He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself

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(541): View more from Oregon

he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him

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(917): View more from New York City

He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for

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