i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you didnt know i had herpes?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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