I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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