Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Randomize
