Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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