her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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