I'm jealous of your bromance
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
