Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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