Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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