it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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