they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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