How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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