State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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