This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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