i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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