A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Church boner. Awkwardddd
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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