I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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