this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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