Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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