ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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