So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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