I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
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My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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