ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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