Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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