I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
