Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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