I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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