I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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