I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
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i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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