you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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