Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Randomize
