just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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