this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
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I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize