So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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