yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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