I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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