I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
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i've created a new STD.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I am naked and annoyed.
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