Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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