I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize