what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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