WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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